Yesterday, Netflix released the trailer for Season 2 of Orange Is the New Black. Deborah and I watched it too many times to count and now present the 10 most important things you need to know.
1. “There’s a storm coming.” So says Sister Ingalls sounding like a cross between Katherine Hepburn and Nell, “Storm in a prison chickabee.”
2. Everybody looks like hell. The hair and make up budget was cut so Sophia’s got her work cut out for her.
3. A new character shows up and Red is not happy. Vee is for Villain. Seems that Lena’s mom from The Fosters has hit bottom.
4. There is a mystery gunshot! We know one thing for sure – he didn’t shoot J.R.
5. Nicky gets high and ponders the big questions in life.
6. We see Morello’s back story. Literally and figuratively.
7. We learn that, sometimes, prison improves your wardrobe.
8. Something happens to Sister Ingalls but she’s not a crook!
9. Piper is a lone wolf. And vicious. And she will rip your throat out. Right.
10. There’s always time for some Appalachian Jazz Hands.
We are ready for Season 2! Are you?
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WHY DID ALEX ONLY APPEAR AS A FLASH FOR A SECOND? I am going to be REEEEEEAL unhappy-like if she is has sailed away on the Scientology Cruise ship and is not a fake (but amazingly believable and H.O.T.) lesbian anymore!!
She’s only going to be in a few episodes, Jan. Perhaps they’ll fill her shoes with other fake-but-amazingly-believable-and-H.O.T.-lesbians. One can only hope.