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10 Things from the Season 2 Orange Is the New Black Trailer

Yesterday, Netflix released the trailer for Season 2 of Orange Is the New Black. Deborah and I watched it too many times to count and now present the 10 most important things you need to know.

1. “There’s a storm coming.” So says Sister Ingalls sounding like a cross between Katherine Hepburn and Nell, “Storm in a prison chickabee.”

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2. Everybody looks like hell. The hair and make up budget was cut so Sophia’s got her work cut out for her.


3. A new character shows up and Red is not happy. Vee is for Villain. Seems that Lena’s mom from The Fosters has hit bottom.

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4. There is a mystery gunshot! We know one thing for sure – he didn’t shoot J.R.

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5. Nicky gets high and ponders the big questions in life.


6. We see Morello’s back story. Literally and figuratively.

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 7. We learn that, sometimes, prison improves your wardrobe.


8. Something happens to Sister Ingalls but she’s not a crook!

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9. Piper is a lone wolf. And vicious. And she will rip your throat out. Right.


10. There’s always time for some Appalachian Jazz Hands.

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We are ready for Season 2! Are you?


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  1. UUUUUUUUweee follow into the jungle!!!

  2. Jan Kaminsky says:

    WHY DID ALEX ONLY APPEAR AS A FLASH FOR A SECOND? I am going to be REEEEEEAL unhappy-like if she is has sailed away on the Scientology Cruise ship and is not a fake (but amazingly believable and H.O.T.) lesbian anymore!!

    • She’s only going to be in a few episodes, Jan. Perhaps they’ll fill her shoes with other fake-but-amazingly-believable-and-H.O.T.-lesbians. One can only hope.

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